“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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loathingwithlove
Just sitting here doing nothing but obsess over Glee, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, Doctor Who, and Downton Abbey, because what's better than that????
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
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me when i first saw this: OH WOW THAT BABY FELL OVER I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS
My mom: *strange look*
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Next week on Supernatural.
‘but get this the ghost only goes after gay people so why did it go after you and-‘
‘sHUT UP SAM’‘dean I think I may have formulated a possible explanation for-‘
‘CAS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS’
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a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
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there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
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